Here endeth today's lesson. Harken & learn!

"The Food Stamp Program, administered by U.S. Dept of Agriculture, is actually proud that it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by U.S. Department of the Interior, asks "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  Stated reason for policy - because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.